Holy

muther effin crud it's December!

Sorry Beatrice

But you were good and you had to go. Today I'm thankful that Bush didn't pardon you.

Just in case

Anyone was questioning the integrity or veracity of my "roll call" blog:



Original post here http://adayinthelifeofalif.blogspot.com/2008/09/time-to-clean-out-evas-crib.html

Happy Half birthday

To my fluffy, stud muffin being, crawling, man boob having, drooling, sleeping through the night, cereal eating, haircut needing,whale like, manly mustache having, 6 month old chub of love OOKIE:



Dare I say, his awesomeness makes me want another.

Not a good day

to be an article of baby clothing in this house today. I had to throw out 2 boy onesies, a pair of boy sweatpants and a pair of girl leggings due to 3 seperate blow out the back and up the front shit incidents from 2 kids. You do the math. That's a lot of feces, diapers, cotton and suds making the rounds up in here.

The 2nd annual Casa de Lif Turkey Day

IS AT MY HOUSE AGAIN THIS YEAR!!!!!!!

Holy crap!!! Let me know if you're coming and I'll let you know what to bring ;-). Here's what's on the menu for now:
Turkey (Duh)
Potatoes
Green Bean casserole
Brussel Sprouts
Green Salad
Yams (which, for the record, I despise but am always guilted into having)
Canberry Sauce
Mashed Cauliflower
Corn Bread (take two)
Stuffing

Anyone have any "out of the box" ideas??? When I say out of the box I mean out of the Thanksgiving box not something I can make that comes out of a box...although that would be helpful...

Thursday 13- My favorite words

In no particular order:

1. Belabor
2. Behoove
3. Integrity
4. Fugazy (not a real word but it should be)
5. Gratuitous
6. Sha-lay(also not a real word but should be)
7. Eleventy (ummmm another made up word)
8. Slackjawed
9. Crikey (more slang- courtesy of the crocodile hunter)
10. Compensation
11. Thus
12. Sereptitious
13. Sanctimonious

After reading over this looks it appears I should write a letter to Mr. Webster....

Halloween '08