February 3rd Flashback

3 years ago today:

HOLY SHIT STAIN

This is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1tufV0u5Ec&feature=related

Can you feel the love?

PSA- Exercise and Eating

Do not eat a entire giant English Hothouse cucumber 30 minutes before an intense workout. You will get "the puke face".

Don't fret

You're at the right blog. I'm just doing some housekeeping and making some changes. Call it another side effect of watching the show "Hoarders". I absolutely cannot watch the show without overhauling and cleaning out my pantry, linen closet, sock and or underwear drawer, junk drawer, makeup bag, under the bathroom sink, t-shirt shelf and most recently my blog. Bear with me while I find just the right layout (for now).

On a related note: have you seen the show "Hoarders"?????? Monday nights, A&E, 10 pm. FUH REAKY. Sad. Bizarre. Watch through your fingers while gasping for air but simply cannot turn it off out there. Good for making you clean that long neglected cabinet.

http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/ chigga check it out!

Isn't she too young for this?

Mommy: Eva it's time to brush your teeth.
Eva: No
Mommy: Honey it wasn't a question and you don't have a choice. Please brush your teeth now.
Eva: No
Mommy: Here is your toothbrush now brush your teeth or we can't leave for school. Look I'm doing mine. We can do it together.
Eva: No
Mommy: Honey I'm going to count to three and you better start brushing your teeth. 1,2,3.
Eva: Whatever.
Mommy: what did you say?
Eva: Whatever.
Mommy: Please don't say that to me. It's not nice.
Eva: Whatever.

New Years Resolutions

I'm sick of listening to people talk about New Year's Resolutions. If you spent less time talking about shit you wanted to do differently and more time actually doing it you wouldn't have to make an effing resolution on December 31st every year. Furthermore, why do people wait until January 1st to change things in their lives? What's the significance of that date??? I know it's the first day of the calendar year but seriously, what else? Why is it so magical? Why is that the day people choose to be the people they really want to be? Isn't today just as good a day as January 1st?

If you are unhappy and want to change something, start now. Not tomorrow, not next week, not on your birthday, not twenty eleven. For a lot of people tomorrow never comes. One day for all of us tomorrow is not going to come. If you want to do it, just go on and do it. People respect that. Action is inspirational.

Oh, by the way

It's not fair

That I won't be able to get on a treadmill anytime soon in the next month without having to get up at some ungodly hour or without having to stalk one. Would all you new years resolutions gym goers knock it off already and buy a treadmill for your house??? Come on...they make really nice clothes hangers.

PSA - Driving with a ton of snow on top of your car

IS DANGEROUS! DUH!?!?!??!??!?!? Don't ya know eventually that snow is going to fly off your roof and smash into someone windsheild? Don't ya also know that the chances are y'all will be driving when that happens????? I realize snow is white and fluffy and innocent when it comes down but once it sits for a day and gets wet and cold and hard it can become a weapon! Much like a soft feathery turkey does when it's frozen.

Um, do you want to be hit by a ton of ice in the windsheild whilst going 60 mph on the expressway? No. Well, neither does anyone else so clean off the effin roofs of your cars. Just a little bit of the Golden Rule will go a long way here folks. Ya know the one that says don't hurl humongous blocks of snow and ice at 80 miles an hour from the roof of your van onto others peoples windsheilds while they unsuspectingly drive around town christmas shopping if you don't want it done to you....

Did I mention "DUH"????????????????!

Pondering Whole Wheat Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Why do I bother pouring and mixing and spilling and flipping and buttering and all that jazz when the pancake is going to be picked apart by little human crow'esque fingers just to get the chips out? Why don't I just dump some gooey chocolate chips on a paper plate and call it breakfast?

Who do you feel worse for? Me or these disemboweled pancake carcassses?

Another installment of the baby photo shoot chronicles- Holiday 09

It's time for another holiday card!!! This time I enlisted the help of a professional, Grandma. Since she's taken pix of every brat on the island born between 1980 and 2000, and as many (if not more) bridezillas, I figured she was up for the challenge. There was very little bribing (the little amount there was didn't work), lots of "PRETTTTTTTTY PLEASE just sit still for a minute", a fair amount of grumbling under my breath, and a teensy weensy bit of photoshop but the final product is pretty G D awesome!!! See for yourself:



Some of you will get this in the mail and others will have to admire it from this page. If you happen to be in the latter category and want to be in the first category email me your address and you can have your very own copy!! :-)

Thanks Rammar/Mooma!!!

What is it about the day after Thanksgiving

That makes it perfectly acceptable to eat a full plate or potatoes, stuffing, green beans, turkey and corn for breakfast.... with your coffee... literally at 9 am?

Mommy brag- Eva's 1st homework assignment

Allow me to introduce you to Eva's (and Mommy's) first homework assignment. It was really hard for me to "know my role" and stay within the confines of it, which was to write our family name on the top of the paper and trace the hands of our immediate family members elsewhere on the sheet, and allow Eva her creative license to decorate it. The instructions were to "Have fun making it special", "Use crayons, stickers, markers, glue, whatever your heart desires to make it pretty b/c we are hanging it on the wall in school". I gravitated (in my usual OCD way) to the ruler and the the pencil and the rainbow colored markers. Eva took a special liking to a dark blue sharpie. I could not pry it from her hands. After I painstakingly outlined our last name and all of the handprints she completely covered over her handprint and a good part of Daddy's hand in dark blue sharpie. I finally had to say "I think it's done! And boy is it lovely!!!". She agreed. Here it is:

Can I get a woot woot???!??!?!

I'm 85% done with my Christmas Shopping. Just saying.

Now I don't have to grumble and bah humbug everyone that says they finished on Black Friday. Better yet I don't have to leave my house on Black Friday and I can stay home and stuff my gullet full of left over stuffing.

So I ask again... can I get a woot woot?

Halloween and dress up

I don't have a nice pic of Eva in her dorothy dress from Halloween b/c she wouldn't cooperate but I do have a few cute ones from "princess dress up hour" a few days prior. Check her out. Doesn't she make a lovely snow white????




Lukey's pix are authentically Halloween!!! All Aboard!!!!!!!!!